True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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