I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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