After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Found your dick twin last night
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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