you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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