she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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