He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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