do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
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he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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