My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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