so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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