well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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