just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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