Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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