i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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