Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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