Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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