Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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