Small penises have feelings too.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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