Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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