Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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