And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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