Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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