have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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