Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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