Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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