So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
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