so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
