who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I think I won the penis lottery.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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