He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
