who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
His nipple licking is glorious
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