CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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