he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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