I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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