I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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