Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You smell like stripper and shame
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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