I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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