Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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