do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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