Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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