Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
please come you make the beer taste better
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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