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i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
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just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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