i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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