i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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