u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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