He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
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Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I party with great urgency now.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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