doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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