remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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