One girl and one boy is just not enough.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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