He kissed a someone with a penis
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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