I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
