why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
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