I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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