Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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