SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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