I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.