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Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...

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(212): Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward... http://tfl.nu/8dba

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I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool

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(904): I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool http://tfl.nu/7zbx

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Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?

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(480): Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people? http://tfl.nu/e8xq

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i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do

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(818): i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do http://tfl.nu/n44h

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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe

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(+43): my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe http://tfl.nu/lh72

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when are you leaving homes?

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it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51

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I had a sex dream about Oprah.

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go back to sleep

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dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.

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(302): when are you leaving homes? (610): it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51 (302): I had a sex dream about Oprah. (610): go back to sleep (302): dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah. http://tfl.nu/idf1

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(510): View more from California

I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.

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(510): I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit. http://tfl.nu/1jo4

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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today

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(605): You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today http://tfl.nu/jljr

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You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.

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(317): You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour. http://tfl.nu/7a2s

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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.

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(970): She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim. http://tfl.nu/tftc

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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic

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(617): There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic http://tfl.nu/g9j9

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I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.

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(+44): I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye. http://tfl.nu/9vv3

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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS

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(619): THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS http://tfl.nu/bchm

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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.

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(303): they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola. http://tfl.nu/27bk

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I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!

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It's a Tuesday.

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(+49): I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier! (303): It's a Tuesday. http://tfl.nu/jt9q

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