I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?