I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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