if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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