it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.