What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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